Film | 10 Alternative Christmas Movies

Not every Christmas movie has to be filled with the same cliches and heartwarming moments, here are ten alternative Christmas films to get you into or through the season of goodwill.

Die Hard

Bruce Willis in Die Hard (1988) - Christmas Movies
Bruce Willis in Die Hard (1988

Plot: An NYPD officer tries to save his wife and several others taken hostage by German terrorists during a Christmas party at the Nakatomi Plaza in Los Angeles.

Director – John McTiernan

Starring: Bruce Willis, Alan Rickman, Bonnie Bedelia

Genre: Action/Thriller

Released: February 1989

NYPD cop John McClane goes on a Christmas vacation to visit his wife Holly in Los Angeles where she works for the Nakatomi Corporation. While they are at the Nakatomi headquarters for a Christmas party, a group of robbers led by Hans Gruber take control of the building and hold everyone hostage, with the exception of John, while they plan to perform a lucrative heist. Unable to escape and with no immediate police response, John is forced to take matters into his own hands. Written by Sam

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Krampus (2015) - Christmas Movies
Krampus (2015)

Plot: A boy who has a bad Christmas ends up accidentally summoning a festive demon to his family home.

Director: Michael Dougherty

Starring: Adam Scott, Toni Collette, David Koechner

Genre: Fantasy/Horror/Comedy

Released: December 2015

When his dysfunctional family clashes over the holidays, young Max (Emjay Anthony) gets disillusioned and turns his back on Christmas. Meanwhile, this lack of festive spirit unleashes the wrath of Krampus: a demonic force of ancient evil intent on punishing non-believers. All hell breaks loose as beloved holiday icons take on a monstrous life of their own, laying siege to the fractured family’s home and forcing them to fight for one another if they hope to survive.

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Black Christmas

Black Christmas (1974) - Christmas Movies
Black Christmas (1974)

Plot: During their Christmas break, a group of sorority girls are stalked by a stranger.

Director – Bob Clark

Starring: Olivia Hussey, Keir Dullea, Margot Kidder

Genre: Horror/Mystery/Thriller

Released: October 1975

It’s time for Christmas break, and the sorority sisters make plans for the holiday, but the strange anonymous phone calls are beginning to put them on edge. When Clare disappears, they contact the police, who don’t express much concern. Meanwhile, Jess is planning to get an abortion, but her boyfriend Peter is very much against it. The police finally begin to get concerned when a 13-year-old girl is found dead in the park. They set up a wiretap to the sorority house, but will they be in time to prevent a sorority girl attrition problem? Written by Ed Sutton

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Office Christmas Party

Office Christmas Party (2016) - Christmas Movies
Office Christmas Party (2016)

Plot: When his uptight CEO sister threatens to shut down his branch, the branch manager throws an epic Christmas party in order to land a big client and save the day, but the party gets way out of hand…

Directors: Josh Gordon, Will Speck

Starring: Jason Bateman, Olivia Munn, T.J. Miller, Jennifer Aniston

Genre: Comedy

Released: December 2016

It is a few days to Christmas but you wouldn’t really know it at the Chicago branch of Zenotec. Due to political correctness and the overzealousness of HR, there is very little in the way of celebrations. A quiet get-together is arranged but this is cancelled when the uptight, money-is-everything CEO (who happens to be the branch manager’s sister) puts the kibosh on it. She also intends to retrench 40% of the staff at the branch. In a last-ditch attempt to save the staff their jobs, the branch manager tries to land a major client. In order to show the client that they’re not cold and uncaring, he (without his sister knowing) throws a huge Christmas party and invites the client. Things could get rather festive, as long as HR doesn’t have anything to do with it. Written by grantss


Gremlins (1984) - Christmas Movies
Gremlins (1984)

Plot: A boy inadvertently breaks three important rules concerning his new pet and unleashes a horde of malevolently mischievous monsters on a small town.

Director – Joe Dante

Starring: Zach Galligan, Phoebe Cates, Hoyt Axton

Genre: Fantasy/Horror

Released: December 1984

Minature green monsters tear through the small town of Kingston Falls. Hijinks ensue as a mild-mannered bank teller releases these hideous loonies after gaining a new pet and violating two of three simple rules: No water (violated), no food after midnight (violated), and no bright light. Hilarious mayhem and destruction in a town straight out of Norman Rockwell. So, when your washing machine blows up or your TV goes on the fritz, before you call the repairman, turn on all the lights and look under all the beds. ‘Cause you never can tell, there just might be a gremlin in your house. Written by ahmetkozan

In Bruges

Ralph Fiennes, Colin Farrell, and Brendan Gleeson in In Bruges (2008) - Christmas Movies
Ralph Fiennes, Colin Farrell, and Brendan Gleeson in In Bruges (2008)

Plot: Guilt-stricken after a job gone wrong, hitman Ray and his partner await orders from their ruthless boss in Bruges, Belgium, the last place in the world Ray wants to be.

Director: Martin McDonagh

Starring: Colin Farrell, Brendan Gleeson, Ciaran Hinds, Ralph Fiennes

Genre: Crime/Comedy/Drama

Released: April 2008

The Irish hit-men Ken and Ray are sent by the Londoner mobster Harry Waters to the medieval Belgium city of Bruges in Christmas after an awry job in a London church. Ray bungles it. While Ken enjoys the historic city, Ray feels completely bored and misses his home. Ray meets the small-time drug-dealer and crook Chloë, who sells the drug to the cast and crew of a movie that is filmed in Bruges, and has an incident with a Canadian tourist and later with Chloë’s boyfriend. Meanwhile, Harry, who has a stringent code of principles, gives Ken special orders. Written by Claudio Carvalho

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Edward Scissorhands

Johnny Depp in Edward Scissorhands (1990) - Christmas Movies
Johnny Depp in Edward Scissorhands (1990)

Plot: An artificial man, who was incompletely constructed and has scissors for hands, leads a solitary life. Then one day, a suburban lady meets him and introduces him to her world.

Director – Tim Burton

Starring: Johnny Depp, Winona Ryder, Dianne West

Genre: Fantasy/Drama

Released: July 1991

A kind inventor is almost finished piecing together his latest creation when fate prevents him from completing his most important project. Edward may seem dangerous, with scissors instead of hands, but when a compassionate Avon lady comes calling, it’s clear that things are going to be changing for him after having been alone in the large empty mansion. What they both don’t realise is that the most important change of all won’t be found in him, but in the residents of the sleepy suburb he will be calling home and a young teenage girl whose eyes will be opened. Written by Leah Fugere

American Psycho

Christian Bale in American Psycho (2000) - Christmas Movies
Christian Bale in American Psycho (2000)

Plot: A wealthy New York City investment banking executive, Patrick Bateman, hides his alternate psychopathic ego from his co-workers and friends as he delves deeper into his violent, hedonistic fantasies.

Director – Mary Harron

Starring: Christian Bale, Justin Theroux, Reese Witherspoon

Genre: Crime/Drama

Released: April 2000

Patrick Bateman is handsome, well educated and intelligent. He is twenty-seven and living his own American dream. He works by day on Wall Street, earning a fortune to complement the one he was born with. At night he descends into madness, as he experiments with fear and violence. Written by Lion Films

Eyes Wide Shut

Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman in Eyes Wide Shut (1999) - Christmas Movies
Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman in Eyes Wide Shut (1999)

Plot: A New York City doctor embarks on a harrowing night-long odyssey of sexual and moral discovery after his wife reveals a painful secret to him.

Director – Stanley Kubrick

Starring: Tom Cruise, Nicole Kidman, Todd Field

Genre: Drama/Mystery/Thriller

Released: September 1999

After his wife, Alice, tells him about her sexual fantasies, William Harford sets out for a night of sexual adventure. After several less than successful encounters, he meets an old friend, Nick Nightingale – now a musician – who tells him of strange sex parties when he is required to play the piano blindfolded. All the men at the party are costumed and wear masks while the women are all young and beautiful. Harford manages to find an appropriate costume and heads out to the party. Once there, however, he is warned by someone who recognises him, despite the mask, that he is in great danger. He extricates himself, but the threats prove to be quite real and sinister. Written by garykmcd

The Last Boy Scout

Bruce Willis and Damon Wayans in The Last Boy Scout (1991) - Christmas Movies
Bruce Willis and Damon Wayans in The Last Boy Scout (1991)

Plot: A private detective’s protected female witness is murdered, prompting him and the victim’s boyfriend to investigate the crime that leads to a corrupt politician and a crooked football team owner.

Director – Tony Scott

Starring: Bruce Willis, Damon Wayans, Chelsea Field

Genre: Action/Crime/Thriller

Released: February 1992

When the girl that detective Joe Hallenback is protecting gets murdered, the boyfriend of the murdered girl (ex-football player Jimmy Dix) attempts to investigate and solve the case. What they discover is that there is deep-seated corruption going on between a crooked politician and the owner of a pro football team. Written by Jason Ihle

What do you think of my choices, which do you enjoy and what are your alternative Christmas Movies?

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